Making money off of other people's actions. Every murder, every rape, every molestation, every mass shooting, every movie release, and every political gaffe is another dollar in my pocket. (But don't say their names because only I should be allowed to bolster my fame with the murder of innocent people)
News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2022
by dat new new March 29, 2009
Classic English alphabet has 26 letters, but Urban Dictionary alphabet has 28 letters. How? They've just added two new letters into the alphabet: # and new. Unfortunatelly, nobody knows how to pronounce these.
I went to Browse option on Urban Dictionary and it showed me the alphabet + two additional letters: # new. So I've decided to search for them in UD.
by Sisak24 June 19, 2021
by yolfcwam November 28, 2015
Joe: these shoes are new dawg dont step on them!!
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
by 10YearoldPornstar September 25, 2016
noun (usually used ironically)
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
by Justin Cyder March 14, 2019
A term that has grown from political correctness into a mehod to make the 'old lame' into 'new and cool'.
Grampa: I am so old!
Grandson: Come on, Gramps. 80 is the new 60.
Grampa: I wear a diaper and I'm blind!
Grandson: Ya' look great, though.
Grandson: Come on, Gramps. 80 is the new 60.
Grampa: I wear a diaper and I'm blind!
Grandson: Ya' look great, though.
by M-79 May 16, 2011