neural pus

A substance secreted by neurons when the brain is stressed, resulting in slowed or fuzzy thinking.

(From a mock ad in Alan Moore's comic book "1963".)

I've been trying to write this essay all morning and I don't have even a single sentence yet. I think my brain's full of neural pus.

by Abracadab January 4, 2008

Neutral Pussy

A person who consistently takes a neutral stance on typically controversial topics so not to upset anyone. These people can include celebrities and normal people as well.

"Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump?"
"They both have their positives and negatives."
"Fuck off you neutral pussy!"

by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016