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Nerd Bird
Hey, did you know Steve Jobs is taking his Nerd Bird down to the courts to sue the Motorola Droid makers for stealing software that every smart phone now has already because he has nothing better to do?
Bill Gates is on his Nerd Bird right now thinking up ways to make Windows 7 even better.
Bill Gates is on his Nerd Bird right now thinking up ways to make Windows 7 even better.
Nerd Bird by Blackhawk101 March 15, 2010
Related Words
Nerd Bird • Birdnerd • nerd • Nerd Rage • Nerd fighter • Nerd Herd • nerd alert • nerd out • nerd burn • Nerd level
Bird Nerd
A person who, without hesitation, attempts to impress those around him with his vast understanding and identificatin skills of birds. This person usually doesn't understand that these attemps actually make him appear even nerdier to those around him.
This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.
This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.
Sarah: Oh wow, that was a beautiful bird that just flew by
John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..
Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.
Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)
John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!
Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?
Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite
Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party
Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.
Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?
John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..
Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.
Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)
John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!
Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?
Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite
Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party
Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.
Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?
Nerd Birds
A term used to describe the gayest, lamest, and nerdiest team in all of baseball; the St. Louis Cardinals.
Nerd Birds by 59 Five November 17, 2011
nerdbirds
Your typical all around nerd, but they are nerds who tower over you like a bird. Can be scrany, average, or fat as long as they are taller than you.
You see them nerdbirds over there... theres no way they're freshman... better keep my distance, never know if they're packing.
nerdbirds by kentuckyfriedcarl February 5, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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