by xcrzysquirrelx March 23, 2009
My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.
by Doug Gorilla February 21, 2008
Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *
by sisterslurp May 19, 2019
In commercials/ads, often famous announcers, celebrities and spokespeople will coin the phrase "my friends at...". In other words, this means that that company pays them a lot of money.
by Hans Moleman April 24, 2004
my friends are back-stabbing, annoying, homeless, junkies, boozehounds, desperate, suicidal, posers, arrogant, bitchy, and last but not least really young
by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad July 06, 2005
My friending would like to hear about our humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily EXTENDED CARD WARRANTY OoooooOooooooOoooooooOooooOoooooooo
by Jaykaye March 18, 2020
1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.
(See also: John McCain)
2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.
3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
(See also: John McCain)
2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.
3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."
2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"
3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"
3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
by Jack324 January 20, 2009