Any poop that's so big it rises up out of the water. Bonus points if it's one unbroken turd.
"Damn, that monsturd could eat Tokyo!"
by Buck Wong November 28, 2005
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Monsturd, a portmanteau of monster and turd, is a 2003 "horror" Z movie, but with its poor lightning it could easily pass as 80's or even 70's movie. In the movie, Jack Schmidt escapes jail only to be shot by a police officer in the sewers later that day. However, Jack Schmidt falls in septic ooze created in a scientific experiment; a chemical reaction between the ooze and Jack's DNA occurs and he turns into a living pile of shit, a.k.a monsturd. The monsturd starts coming out from people's toilets and eating them in their bathrooms, leaving a shitty mess around.

This movie is a joke and by any means it's not supposed to be taken seriously. It mocks all the low budget horror movies. If you feel like watching a film about a man-eating shit monster, then go on.
I look like shit! I smell like shit! I feel like shit!

~ Jack Schmidt, Monsturd 2003
by Attic Dweller April 30, 2019
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A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be normal and even genuinely good.

Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event seem on the outside like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably being the most uniquely suited place for them.
by felixh November 25, 2016
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A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be even genuinely good.

Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event on the outside seem like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also one-sidedly protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably the most uniquely suited place for them.
by felixh November 25, 2016
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