by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008
by teh0gre February 22, 2006
A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022
A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022
The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
by Johnny Asswipe IV July 10, 2020
A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows:
-Teleportation
-The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
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-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/Invincibility
-Teleportation
-The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
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-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/Invincibility
Derek: Dude, what happened, why were you in the hospital?
James: T-the p-p-penis m-monkey got me.
Derek: Who? What are you talking about?
James: MY PENIS I-IT'S GONE!!
Derek: D: oh no
Tyrone: What happened?
Derek: Penis Monkey.
James: T-the p-p-penis m-monkey got me.
Derek: Who? What are you talking about?
James: MY PENIS I-IT'S GONE!!
Derek: D: oh no
Tyrone: What happened?
Derek: Penis Monkey.
by poopoo monkey machine man May 26, 2020
by Penismonkey2000 June 28, 2012