The way computers still connect to the internet. Modems are not outdated, and they are not for dial-up. High speed connections such as broadband, DSL, and cable use modems. Even Wi-Fi adapters are modems! They are in no way obsolete.
I just got a new cable modem yesterday.
by MrMuffinBalls February 13, 2012
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A Word Billy Roberts aka Bishy Knows Nothing About
Billy: Sir, What Is A Modem?
Teacher: PMSL
Students: You Are A Dumb Fuck Billy
by Paul 'Scotty 2 Hotty' Scott January 12, 2005
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A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.
For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."
by Mezca November 10, 2009
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The act of using your cell phone as a modem for your computer.
I am not in a hotspot, but my cell phone works, why don't I use modem tethering to connect my computer to the interent using my cell phone
by K56z7k9710974 December 7, 2008
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someone who uses their modem for cheating in an online video game. such as halo 2.
founded by teambipd members danz0r and pirateninjagraf
modem warrior: *presses standby* LOL CHEATZ LOL
danz0r: DAMN CHINESE SONS OF A BITCHES! HE'S A MODEM WARRIOR!
by danz0r June 11, 2005
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Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.
Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.
by Captain James Kidd February 18, 2014
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The act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.
I modem sexed your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.
by wang March 20, 2003
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