Mittle

Mattering little; something unimportant

Your love mittles to me; I have other people in mind.

by Edgetastic December 22, 2012

Mittle Class

Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.

No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Mittle Finger

When you give The Man the middle finger with mittens on.

This guy: Is that guy with mittens waving at me?

That guy: No man, look at his face, he's definitely giving you the mittle finger.

by E-Tickets February 19, 2011

Mittle Class

Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.

We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!

by geroldf July 19, 2012

Coy Mittle Wit' It

1.) A phrase confirming a question that makes you look cool and collected, sometimes a tad bit arrogant.

2.) A dance in which one fiddles their hands together and bounces up and down.

3.) A gang sign with the right hand forming a "C" and the left hand forming an upside down West Side.

Hey man, did you get that promotion?! "Coy Mittle Wit' It!"

by RDubbStep January 28, 2011

Michigan Mittens

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

by LK411 February 28, 2021

mettle

Ability to persevere despite obstacles...usually performed with class or grace.

Cambria showed her mettle when the bowling alley dude informed her that the metal roller business was broken.

by jd33_33 November 11, 2012