Mittle

Mattering little; something unimportant

Your love mittles to me; I have other people in mind.

by Edgetastic December 4, 2012

Mittle Class

Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.

No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.

by Shut Up Morans December 26, 2011

Mittle Finger

When you give The Man the middle finger with mittens on.

This guy: Is that guy with mittens waving at me?

That guy: No man, look at his face, he's definitely giving you the mittle finger.

by E-Tickets January 30, 2011

Mittle Class

Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.

We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!

by geroldf July 17, 2012

Coy Mittle Wit' It

1.) A phrase confirming a question that makes you look cool and collected, sometimes a tad bit arrogant.

2.) A dance in which one fiddles their hands together and bounces up and down.

3.) A gang sign with the right hand forming a "C" and the left hand forming an upside down West Side.

Hey man, did you get that promotion?! "Coy Mittle Wit' It!"

by RDubbStep January 28, 2011