A masturblaster is someone who blasts jizz over people at social events.
Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.
by scodder April 18, 2010
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The ultimate form of masturbation that results in an excess amount of seminal or vaginal fluid exploding on surrounding surfaces.
Whenever I feel like getting myself off, I make sure that I obtain masturblastion, because if I'm not cleaning up a mess, I'm not doing it right.
by cmay May 30, 2015
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