too much macaroni sweats 

the point of sweating that is similar to when you have eaten an excessive amount of macaroni. it can be described as sweat that you can feel on your forehead, but cannot see when dabbing with a cloth or towel.

Guy 1 "god, i can't eat any more KD, I'm starting to sweat"

Guy 2 " I do believe you are suffering from the too much macaroni sweats."

too much macaroni sweats by Didney Worl July 8, 2012

macaroni sounds 

What good pussy sounds like.

Usually used to imply having sex/other sexual actions.

What do you mean I'm fired? Just because I asked Barb if she wants to go into the back closet and make macaroni sounds? She's the office slut!

macaroni sounds by George Washingmachine December 18, 2021

macaroni salad 

get it yorself

cypi: yo lemme get a macaroni salad
yousif: aight what size you want? small medium or large
cypi: no ill get it myself

macaroni salad by hotdogboy22 January 29, 2021

macaroni slide 

in skateboarding or rollerblading, when you fall on a ramp and slide down all limp looking like macaroni.

I did a macaroni slide when i fell.

macaroni slide by man June 19, 2004

macaroni salad 

its when one person (male) eats a variety of foods, then proceeds to shit it out onto another person's (female) face. It is then digested and referred to as the macaroni salad.

Dude, did you give your girlfriend a macaroni salad yet?

macaroni salad by Matt Puskarich June 27, 2007

macaroni slide 

When you're eating macaroni and you feel a little pony in your pants.

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst. That's a macaroni slide.

macaroni slide by Baginaria August 10, 2006

Macaroni sweats 

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.

"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."

Macaroni sweats by Scaboodles August 25, 2017