lorry drivers

Normally a worryingly over wieght male with a gold earring and a shaven head, usually wearing a sweaty dirty tshirt with stains of their breakfast from 2 weeks ago .
A lorry driver cannot drive to save his/her life and often carrying a load that takes up 2 lanes causing huge traffic and are selfish pricks

Fucking lorry drivers

lorry drivers by domboy February 23, 2015

Lorry Driver's Pop

The contents of many of the discarded plastic drinks bottle containers to be found in the central reservation of all motorways and dual carriageways. No matter what the label says, be it Coke, 7up, Fanta, etc the contents will always be the same substance: a distinct brand - Trucker's slowly fermenting piss.

(Whilst in a traffic jam) "Jesus Christ, wold you look at the state of that central reservation. I've counted at least 18 bottles of Lorry Driver's Pop in the last 5 minutes!"

"Dinnae touch that ye daft wee fucker, cannae ye see that it's a stinking yellow boatel of Lorry Driver's Pop!"

Doug was comfortably driving along at a steady 56mph when he realised he was choking for a slash. "Nae boather," he thought, "I'll just brew up some Lorry Driver's Pop".

Lorry Driver's Pop by CnP November 1, 2006

Lorry Driver's Breakfast. 

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.

Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

Lorry Driver's Breakfast. by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008