A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.
by mahka42 December 2, 2005
Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.
It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
by lelaroquais August 15, 2017
by Brian November 27, 2003
by DanTheMan0001 December 9, 2022
The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.
The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.
Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.
As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.
The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.
Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.
As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.
Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.
Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
by kostovetsky July 31, 2010
(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.
by ShottyBum204 September 9, 2017
adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.
Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.
by MrKaminsky April 27, 2010