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knit-knit 

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.
Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.
knit-knit by Jonathan January 13, 2005
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knit-wit 

knit-wit: A person with a flair, knack or love of the knitting/crocheting craft; Handy with yarn and needles; A knitting/crocheting enthusiast.
Jan could hardly contain herself about the upcomming knitting cruise. "Yes. that Jan - she's a real knit-wit!"
knit-wit by isabelydancer00 July 28, 2010

Knit Wave Cap 

A knit wave cap is a wave cap that is made by knitting yarn. has some of the best knit wave caps around. Knit wave caps are usually worn by black people, and in David Spate's video of PORN (Prisoners on the Run NIGGA) talk video on YouTube, his nigga John Ollie is featured wearing a knit wave cap.
Damn where you get that Knit Wave Cap? From a site named Nigga that stuff is the shit now.
Knit Wave Cap by AFB64 November 2, 2011

knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.
Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
knit my socks by my mauw November 7, 2018

Knit her a scarf

(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.
Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.

Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
Knit her a scarf by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009

Gee, you knit? 

What did 50 cent say after his mom gave him a handmade sweater for Christmas?
Gee, you knit!
Gee, you knit? by d-Mack April 29, 2004
Knit is another term for committing suicide. Thinking about knitting is the equivalent to contemplating suicide.
Dude, go knit!
I'm knitting right now.
Knit by Pluto E. October 28, 2018
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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