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TO BE TOTALLY FUCKED! (woody usually)
cannot walk, talk, or move.
usually this is followed by whitey.
or sitting down naked in tha toilet shoutin, "kid laugh at me"
"woody the wasteman, wast kibbled last nite"

woody- kid got kibbled last nite smokkin barez weed
tom- kid, u are actually a wate man
kibbled by Toi Coi August 17, 2007
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when you feel like you've been put through a meat grinder
I totally fucking mugged out down the stairs yesterday and now I'm all kibbled today
kibbled by skampie June 25, 2010

kibbles and bits 

Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.
Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when I fingered his hole.
kibbles and bits by Preluder August 20, 2006
When something is not right. People feeling hurt, ill or not well. Object that is broken, not working or in need of repair.
I drank to much last night, I'm Kibbed. I hurt my back lifting weights, it's Kibbed. Look at that broken down car, it's Kibbed.
Kibbed by Dr. Al Lard May 12, 2021

nibble on the kibble 

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover
Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

Bar Kibble 

Snacks served with drinks at the bar. Usually peanuts, pretzels etc.
"Do you think we could have some
bar kibble over here?"
Bar Kibble by RHatch February 14, 2008

kibbles and vicks 

A dog food containing michael vicks very own special and secret recipe.
My dog loves that new kibbles and vicks dog food!!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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