Nordic Alien body-snatchers that see the earth as a farm, and humans as the most profitable crop. They will casually “drop-in” on an unsuspecting human and take their body for a spin, much like they are test-driving a new car. Of course, if there are a few dents or scratches later, or the car was involved in a felony, that wasn’t THEIR doing. Humans are so stupid and easy to manipulate, after all.

Part of the whole “Ancient Astronaut/Ancient Alien” club that genetically modified our species for their own gain, and that are planning a non-hostile take over by just whispering stupid stuff in our ears, and occupying the best-looking and most gullible bodies and turning them into world leaders while they have wild sex and orgies, and the poor humans don’t even get the benefit of a reach-around.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.
Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.
by Hoisin Saucy September 17, 2019
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