The last name of The creator of the legendary AK-47. Usually the term is used in place of words like Pwnage, ownage, owned, schooled, raped, burned, etc. Basically the term is ''gaming language'' for getting defeated in a manner which makes the killer laugh and makes the reciever get angry. A proper kalishnikoving is usually rewarded with chants of you suck, or a big bucket o' rape.
1.Dude, you just got majorly Kalishnikoved by that random throwing knife. HA-HA you suck, lets get you a big bucket o' rape from the rape mobile down the street.
2.Dude, my mom can totally Kalishnikov your mom!
2.Dude, my mom can totally Kalishnikov your mom!
by The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz June 27, 2010