Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"
by Afro Jew April 24, 2010
When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.
by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016
"If you from the hood you know any nigga named Jon Jon is dangerous. This nigga ain't no different. He got a metal plate and his jaw and he beat up a Pitbull. A lot of niggas ain't believe that, Specifically a nigga named jay. So he tried Jon Jon. Hit him right in his jaw. That nigga's hand was never the same". -The Hood Avatar
Jay: "Jon Jon Talking bout he gon slap the fuck outta me? okay lets see then.
Leland: You talking bout Jon Jon? The nigga who beat up a Pitbull with his bare hands and got a metal plate in his jaw.
Leland: You talking bout Jon Jon? The nigga who beat up a Pitbull with his bare hands and got a metal plate in his jaw.
by Tots_ March 12, 2022
A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.
by Johnny Hobkins April 9, 2009
"Jon Jon? You Talkin about that nigga with the metal plate in his jaw?"
"Fought a pitbull with his bare hands Jon Jon?"
"Fought a pitbull with his bare hands Jon Jon?"
by Sir. Sparky March 13, 2022
Dude lets go do something!
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.
by AppleEater123 July 12, 2011