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jew sock
a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
jewcocked
Adj
When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)
When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)
jewcocked by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023
Gaybino Black Jewlock
A combination of the most discriminated against people. A person who is a Gay, Polish, Albino Black, Jew. Also known as a Pigglish Gaybino.
Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock
GAY-BINO-BLACK-JEW-LOCK
Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock
GAY-BINO-BLACK-JEW-LOCK
Gaybino Black Jewlock by KityKityMeoW December 24, 2009
jewsack
jewsack by ambulance_x December 9, 2008
jewmock
Jewmock is the name of an individual, he is well known across planets for his miscomings like the want to peg a child every 30 seconds, normally having one on standby on his vehicular object of choice.
Jewmock is a arbiter of his species, and a fleet master. Jewmock is a vary effervescent, along with his co-comander Known as BigWinston, you will rarely see them separate. BigWinston is more reserved, he also can be at times interpreted as brusque and free-spoken.
Jewmock is the owner of many worlds filled with countries to the likeness of places from planet earth, one notable country would be japan, having created a massive empire spanning worlds.
Some easy misconceptions could be that he is fat because of his deep and scratchy voice
Another misconception is that his is a vary befuddled individual because of the tales he speaks of, being a pirate captain at sea, thieving all in his path. His tales of being stranded on a planet he called Ark, having a weird foreign technology imbedded in his wrist, and being surrounded by dinosaurs and other mythical creatures like dragons. Another tell even clamming to be a dinosaur, some theorists think that he was only a beta simulator for that tale, that caused him confusion and the belief he was a Dino. More so would be his tales of him being a Sid Meiers civilization leader, unsure what that means. One of his more notable tales are his tales of fighting the halos that were inhabited by flood and foreigner.
Jewmock is a arbiter of his species, and a fleet master. Jewmock is a vary effervescent, along with his co-comander Known as BigWinston, you will rarely see them separate. BigWinston is more reserved, he also can be at times interpreted as brusque and free-spoken.
Jewmock is the owner of many worlds filled with countries to the likeness of places from planet earth, one notable country would be japan, having created a massive empire spanning worlds.
Some easy misconceptions could be that he is fat because of his deep and scratchy voice
Another misconception is that his is a vary befuddled individual because of the tales he speaks of, being a pirate captain at sea, thieving all in his path. His tales of being stranded on a planet he called Ark, having a weird foreign technology imbedded in his wrist, and being surrounded by dinosaurs and other mythical creatures like dragons. Another tell even clamming to be a dinosaur, some theorists think that he was only a beta simulator for that tale, that caused him confusion and the belief he was a Dino. More so would be his tales of him being a Sid Meiers civilization leader, unsure what that means. One of his more notable tales are his tales of fighting the halos that were inhabited by flood and foreigner.
jewmock by Leather cloth of the lamb November 27, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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