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Jease is an onomatopoeia for the sound one makes under a type of duress or astonishment.
A different way to spell the onomatopoeia 'geez'
"Did you see the new videogame that came out today?"
"Oh, jease. I thought that was coming out tomorrow!"
Jease by ÈlSal May 23, 2021
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A person who will never let you down and who you always want to see smile.
I just made her jease so much with that last joke I can't wait to do it again.
jease by Revbigdaddy April 25, 2017
Related Words
jease Jeasel jase jasen jeanelle JASEY jaesean jasean Jaseena jaseer
Jase Dean is a British model who is hot, adorable, sweet, kind-hearted, a dog lover, humble and adored by all who follow him and know him.
Not only is Jase Dean hot but he is one of the sweetest people ever.
Jase Dean by Queen V of Jaseland January 23, 2015
Another word for extremely beautiful. Not a common name, so whoever has it is extremely special. If you meet a Jasette, you should befriend her because she will be the most awesome person you will ever meet.
Have you met Jasette? She's incredible!
You look like a Jasette today.
jasette by justnobodyknows January 4, 2014

Eren Jeager 

1. Sexy war criminal with pretty privilege that really doesnt want to do what he is doing but he has no choice lmao. People highly misunderstand this motherfucker (not literally)and literally the only thing he needs is a fucking hug. Give this piece of shit a hug please.

Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
"Man you dumb as fuck, that was so Eren Jeager of you"
Eren Jeager by notgaybutprobablygay February 25, 2021
One true friend. If you're a little nerdy she's your go-to girl. She doesn't take crap from people and is as real as it gets. She is understanding and will give good advice. She can be shy at things she thinks she's not good at. Just give her time and keep encouraging her. She's the kind of girl you can be yourself around. Shes goofy and a lot of fun. She's one true friend.
Girl 1: I heard a Jeanette just moved to town!
Girl 2: I know! I totally want to be her friend!
Girl 1: Me too!
Jeanette by IceHockey1835 December 15, 2014
Jaseh is once in a lifetime time human being and comes and goes he is a crazy impact on the world or if not everyone around him will look up to him and respect him, but yes a few times in jaseh life time as a teen they will all have lots on there mind and won't really express they feellings to u but was really sweet crazy and funny, jaseh isn't someone u should let go of easily cuz once he leaves it's like your heart will be in a jail sail deep in a cave where all u can do is think about him and wish u could have talked to him more often but jaseh is a really creative and real intelligent human being. Jaseh is a kind, cute, funny, strong, spiritual, legendary, cool person nothing more or less, jaseh will only fall in love once but never ends well for them but jaseh goes throu it and puts it behind his back no matter what, jaseh will always live inside u but goes away very horribly and really tragic so precious the next jaseh u meet. Jaseh will love every single person he meets and will show respect and loyalty to the person.
Person:( what u do today jaseh)
Jaseh:( I went out to help the poor and I created some new stuff and just been in my thoughts most of the day listening to music)
jaseh by Uglymsft.frenchy July 23, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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