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Itchy Scrot Syndrome 

A condition where the scrotum becomes itchy and irritable. Pain is minimal, but often causes the victim a lot of discomfort.
Dude, why are you fiddling with your pants?

Oh I got Itchy Scrot Syndrome so bad, my nuts are itching like crazy!

itchy scrote 

Terrible ailment that unfortunately affects everyone of the male persuasion.

Itchy scrote must be tackled immediately upon the first itch. Regardless of social situation and loaction the male in question must delve down into his undergarments and scratch away.

It may well be on just the one ball, I pray for it to be this way but occasionly and unfortunately, it is not.
itchy scrote by morgangills November 12, 2004

itchy scrotch 

wen you have a itchy patch in ur nether region
wen u do this:
put ur hands dwn ur pants nd scratch
itchy scrotch by Frazer May 13, 2004

itchy scrotum 

1)when a mans ball sac is very itchy and it will not go away and if you scratch it you are in danger of tearing it. e.g. OUCH!!! rubbing it does not also work, don't know why it just don't.

2) Matthew
1) man i've got one anoyin itchy srotum, get me some cream!

2) matthew is such an itchy scrotum
itchy scrotum by Ben Todd May 13, 2004

itchy scrotum 

The child actor that starred in the 80s sitcom, "Silver Spoons". As an adult, he later went on to star in "NYPD Blue". His acting skills are highly overrated.
I've never liked Itchy Scrotum, he sucked in both Silver Spoons and NYPD Blue.
itchy scrotum by DAR4652 January 6, 2006

Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.) 

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.
I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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