couldn’t afford a real word so he settled for a plural country name. always loses band for band
josh paid for italys with ebt
by Broke Kid February 8, 2023
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The greatest country in the world. Amazing architecture, nice people, great soccer games (called football over there), wonderful food ( Olive garden is not REAL Italian food) , drinking age is 16, and great weather. Ive looked at the other definitions of this country and the only two knocks on it are that its tv sucks and the toilets dont work. First off, the toilets work, that is not true. Second it is true that the tv is not great, but this is probably the reason italians have a wonderful, healthy lifestyle and Americans are fat and ugly. Plus with all the fun stuff to do there who needs tv. I am Italian and take great pride in saying that my family comes from this country. If you ever have a chance to go, DO IT!
Dumb person: I cant wait to go to olive garden tonight and get some real italian food!
Me: You dumbass! Thats not italian food! That is Americanized Italian food.
by ScottM July 4, 2005
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As in something being eaten by an anime character

Why are you even searching up italy
You should know its a country BOI
by Italy February 11, 2018
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Great food.
Great people.
Great history.
Great sites.

Plus it's shaped like a boot. Cool.

Visit Italy.
Explode France.
French tourist 1: Italy isn't THAT great.

French tourist 2: But it says here that the Romans invented roads, organised armies, and modern civilization itself!

French tourist 1: They could never beat our Asterix, though!

French tourist 2: You're right, harh harh!!

*both sips wine and hop home*
by Parz July 27, 2006
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An European country, often considerare either the most overestimated or the most underestimated country in the world.

Pros: Optimal food, quite food coffee, awesome history, indeed amongst the most artistically evoluted countries, ecc.

Cons: Corrupted government, mafia, and objective of the most negative stereotypes ever.

I personally love my country, and I would expect sole more respect from those so-called "evoluted people" insulting Italy & Italians out of ignorance and/or jealousy. First criticize YOUR countries, people!
Random Hater: Italy suxx, they are all idiots and Haiti and to mute an italian you only need to cut his arms lol

Me: Go to hell, Hater! Nobody's perfect, not even your country or Italy!
by Acculturated Furious Italian August 18, 2013
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I won't judge my country, it has negative and positive aspects as well as all the other countries in the world. I only wish that people would stop following stupid old stereotypes.
We are not "loud", "uneducated","rude"....
There are actually some of us who can speak almost perfect English. By the way, are you all able to speak perfect italian without that annoying English or american accent? I bet you aren't.
PEACE AND NO STEREOTYPES. WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES OUR LIFE BEAUTIFUL.
I'd like to go to Italy. I'd love to visit Rome and see all its stunning monuments!

Italians are so funny and entertaining!!!
by LillyBrilly January 17, 2011
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