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To get zooted to the point where black outs come as quickly as seconds go by; from alcohol and or drugs. Originated in Lawrenceville, NJ, Abduls basement.
Kevin and I were planning on getting ionized this weekend, so we went out and bought three bottles and some controlled substances
Ionized by HawaiianMcGee February 22, 2010
Words you can keep
A bozo which has nothing to do, trying to be stupid
ionized: look at this funny bug
person2: ionized YOU killed ME AT COD
ionized: imagine using shotguns bro...
ionized by ionizeditsmynametoo December 28, 2022

ionized particle

Someone who is retarded and mentally unstable
ionized particle: i codded a discord bot!!!
nn: shut up retard
ionized particle by MoleReal May 11, 2023

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.
Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

ionized exedus 

A legendary artifact possessed by the mythical Andrei120234.
Andrei: bro better ion exedus cause 1 in 15B and ion caelarius is suck 11B so bad XD

Opticized: Give me ionized exedus
ionized exedus by Opticized June 29, 2024

ironized 

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
ironized by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

iodizedsalt 

"i am iodizedsalt"
iodizedsalt by killah February 17, 2004
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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