insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult

*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment

insultment by Educatedperson June 16, 2018

insultment

insultment means your worst insult towards someone’s appearance/personality/possession/etc or even yourself.

dude that was a really good insultment.
what’s your biggest insultment?

insultment by pumpkin nut in her butt June 15, 2020

Insultant 

A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.

Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.

Insultant by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009

Insultiment 

A phrase that can be taken to mean both an insult and a compliment.

1. "It looks like you've lost some weight."
-person responds: "Thanks for the insultiment asshole."

2. "Your hair looks nicer today."
-person responds:"...thanks....i guess."

Insultiment by philly12 April 5, 2009

insultament 

An adjective that's an insult or a complement depending on how it's used or how you look at it.

Kara: Manny called me a redwood tree. I asked him whats that supposed to mean?
Kix: Well... thats an insultament...
Kara: Insulta-who??
Kix: Insultament. It's a complement and an insult depending on how you take it.
Kara: Oh.
Kix: Redwood trees are the tallest trees around. You're tall. They're also fat. And you're fat...
Kara: I'll show Manny who's a Redwood Tree.. Imma beat the crap outta him!!!

insultament by Klinge-Axe January 23, 2010

Insulment

Using an insulting/threatening/condesending tone to mislead someone into assuming you're going to say something negative. Objectively opposite of a 'complisult'.

Wow... you think you're so cool, just because you are very sociable, interesting, and have a great personality.

Haha, nerd! I bet you'll get a great career and achieve your ambitions.

Okay bud, don't make me come over there and tell you what an inspiring individual you are, cause I'll friggin' do it, right now!

Insulment

Insulment by NEAT JEANS August 12, 2020

Insultant 

One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service

Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."

Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"

Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."

Insultant by TheInsultant November 19, 2011