A fussy man who spends more time indoors grooming themselves and trying to look fancy and worrying than outside or fixing things or adventuring.
Dan is such an indoor poodle, he lives in Portland, OR and spends all of his money on vests and hair products and can not climb a mountain or change a tire to save his life.
by TamaskanRach June 9, 2011
Someone who doesn't get out in the sun very often. Commonly seen transferring TI-83 calculator games to each other at lunch and communicating via PalmPilot, indoor kids have a tendancy to favor more lethargic activities including video games, coughpotatoeing, etc.
Hey, look at that lunch table. It's Schram and her cronies chatting with each other with their PalmPilots.
by Apu September 29, 2004
Bill: "Joey what did you do last night?"
Joey: "I hope Jennifer is not pregnant after we had sex last night."
Bill: "Why, did you blow indoors or something"?
Joey: "I hope Jennifer is not pregnant after we had sex last night."
Bill: "Why, did you blow indoors or something"?
by rouchos January 27, 2011
When the proverbial "Crop Duster" of the office decides not to roam. By farting continuously in his work area, he shares the wealth of his flatus with the rest of his cubicle colleagues. Thus fogging up the general office area.
"Gasser Benner took his egg festering odor to a new level by releasing an Indoor Fogger in our office this morning. Immediate evacuation was necessary "
by Jiz-Sam November 19, 2009
The act of having sex doggie style at the top of the stairs. Pulling out and going anal as you hook the arms and ride her down.
by lonedog August 4, 2008
An Indoor Emergency is the causality of an ironic anxiety when looking at the outside from the inside. The emergency that we are grappling with in this space is a suffering from a perpetual, systematic disconnection from nature.
2020 was a shared indoor emergency: a feeling of helplessness from an isolation not only away from people but also from natural environments.
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021
Hey Kelton, Luke didn't want to play uno, so when he falls asleep, let's give him an indoor Waterpark.
by Dolly's Wood July 2, 2022