In Pigs 

1.When someone says "in pigs"...it means that you are being a pathetic moron and you should let go of your ex
2. a sign of extreme weakness and displaying insurmountable levels of loserness

Steve: Ben, What the fuck is wrong with Alan???
Ben: Alan is being a bitch about his ex again, can you believe he sent her flowers again?
Steve: Damn, he is really in Pigs
Ben: yep, in Pigs

In Pigs by inyourgutz February 4, 2019

guinea pigs in my pants 

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

guinea pigs in my pants by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

in a pigs eye 

Scoffing, derogatory: meaning "That ain't gonna happen."

First man: "You are gonna have to forgive her." Second man: "In a pigs eye I will!"

in a pigs eye by Kester August 14, 2007

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

pigs in blankets by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

Two Pigs in a Blanket 

When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.

“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”

Two Pigs in a Blanket by Trpldckng October 26, 2018

Pigs in a blanket 

A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.

Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?

Pigs in a blanket by Nateson Richardman July 30, 2011

pigs in a blanket 

It is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.

"Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."

pigs in a blanket by fatchickluver June 17, 2009