Illiquid

"If you owe someone a dollar and you don't have one, you are illiquid"

"dude, where's that dollar i let you borrow yesterday?"
"oh yeah man, i don't have it"
"so you're illiquid then?"
"yup, guess so."

Illiquid by readersdigest February 11, 2009

illiquid

Broke. illiquid is a nicer way of saying broke

Bob: Chris can borrow me $100?
Chris: I'm sorry man, I'm currently illiquid

illiquid by ABigMan August 28, 2023

Illiquidity Event 

What happens when a man gets divorced; a large amount of cash and assets leave his account. The opposite of a liquidity event.

Bob got divorced last year and experienced a HUGE illiquidity event.

Illiquidity Event by Banditrider7 October 16, 2020

Illiquedic

The feeling of missing out. Similar to FOMO.

“In a state of illiquedic right now. My friends have gone to the cinema without me.”
“Living so far from my family makes me illiquedic.”

Illiquedic by Anonymous 3245 March 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004