Slang for "White People"
by Babe Of Babylon February 15, 2015
A huge warehouse with cheaplooking stuff for your house. ALL and I mean ALL the employees who work at Ikea hate their jobs and the huge, alone, boring atmosphere. They're usually VERY rude and think all the customers are stupid losers. How ironic it is that the stuck up ones who think so, are middle aged and havn't majored in anything useful in college, and are stuck working in retail, let alone Ikea. Try it yourself, ask for help from as many Ikea employees and see how they react to you.
One of the white, old lesbian looking chicks was racsist against me and my father when we were one of the hundreds of people who could work the self-checkout crap.
I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.
I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.
by Katie Chen December 10, 2006
A furniture shop you go to, only to go back again the following week to get the small piece of plastic that was missing from the box when you tried to put your furntiure together.
Person A - I went to IKEA yesterday
Perdon B - When you go back next week, can you pick up a catalogue for me.
Perdon B - When you go back next week, can you pick up a catalogue for me.
by Footybear February 3, 2010
by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
When you are hanging out with a girl and she won't allow the "dutch oven", simply con her inside a walk-in closet, shut the door, hold her, and let it rip.
by Jet Set Scott October 6, 2010
the place where Swedish children go when they fail at school and there parents disassemble them into the package
child: dad what are you doing
dad: you failed so your going back to where you came from
child: were is that?
dad: IKEA
dad: you failed so your going back to where you came from
child: were is that?
dad: IKEA
by That Swedish Meatball March 6, 2017
A furniture which started in sweden. Americans think it has high class furniture that is trendy and fashinable. But it Sweden Ikea is like buy furniture from target
Lady- Hey the couch looks nice, where did you get it?
Other lady- Oh i got it from Ikea.
Lady- Oh ya how much did you pay for that P.O.S.
Other lady- Oh i got it from Ikea.
Lady- Oh ya how much did you pay for that P.O.S.
by Daniel Becklund September 29, 2008