by zoecandeffine September 26, 2011
Something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it's actually very cheap.
by frankmace July 20, 2005
I just got a shelf made out of particle board from IKEA it came in a flat box and was in a thousand pieces, it took me an hour to put the damn thing together but at least it lasted two weeks.
by paulgar December 22, 2008
IKEA has the best Swedish meatballs.
by dinopwn February 2, 2015
A Swedish furniture store with literally the best, most modern furniture ever. Super cute curtains and bed sheets if you ever need them. FREAKING AMAZING FOOD...try the chicken strips and swedish meatballs they are delish
by Spellerkid21 September 21, 2017
noun. A very big and boring store, where you will spend more than 10% of your day if you travel with a felmale. Apparently, they love the store and everything from it. For the rest of us, it's a living hell: Babies spend their time in a prison called small-land, where they get pelted by big plasic balls. Teens, are stuck with their parents, or will wander off, leading to a 10 hour search expedition. And Men have to agree with everything in order to get out in two hours (if they are lucky) and watch their wallet grow empty.
In addition, there is the food court, which sells disgusting swedish food-crap-like-ummm...-food.
In addition, there is the food court, which sells disgusting swedish food-crap-like-ummm...-food.
by IKEAHATER February 27, 2005