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iDildo
The art of using an iPhone or an iPod as a dildo in the vaginal canal or anus to pleasure a female (or male if your a sick queer).
iDildo by Anuslicker69 March 4, 2009
Idildo
Idiloop
James: "Omg. That Lillian is such an idiot"
Claire: "More like a fruit loop"
James: "Both!"
Claire: "Yeah, she's an idiloop!"
Claire: "More like a fruit loop"
James: "Both!"
Claire: "Yeah, she's an idiloop!"
Idiloop by IAmTheSuperman January 16, 2010
Ididot
Somebody, Alan for example, who buys a ridiculous MP3 player as opposed to an iPod just to be a non-conformist.
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
just got a new mp3 player
Karl says:
is right
Karl says:
an ipod?
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
pft
Karl says:
...
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
as if i'd conform to apple
Karl says:
ididot
just got a new mp3 player
Karl says:
is right
Karl says:
an ipod?
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
pft
Karl says:
...
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
as if i'd conform to apple
Karl says:
ididot
Ididot by KarlWilson January 17, 2009
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