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i swear to drunk i'm not god
Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"
I swear to god
I'm not drunk
."
Unforunately, they aren't.
Guy :
I swear to drunk I'm not god
!
Police officer
: Okay sir, get out of
the car
.
by
SuperSonicX
August 23, 2004
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