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how to fuck 

1- If your a gay or a lesbian, then get a guy or girl and have sex with them.

2- If your striaght, then get a guy or a girl and have sex with them.

3- If your bisexual, then give your guy or girl, if you have one, one hell of a time. Hell, even give them a three some. If your single then first get a guy or a girl, or both, and hook-up. I'm not implying that you can't get a love. I just mean that you should find someone before you have sex with them. Only if you really trust them.

Remember, don't go out with pigs! If you know what I mean.

HOW TO FUCK EXAMPLES:

(Note: The word fuck is used constantly.)

1a- "Dude, I totally had fun fucking Sam last night."

1b- "Oh My God! I loved it when Jenny and I fucked!"

2a- Dude 1: "Dude, your sister was a fun girl to fuck with!
Dude 2: "What! You Fucked my Sister?!"

2b- Girl 1: "Oh God! I loved it when he fucked me last night! I just hope my bro. doesn't find out!"
Girl 2: "He'll find out that you got fucked! I mean they're the best of friends! He'll kill him, for fucking you!

3a- Lover 1: "That was great!"
Lover 2: "I know. I just wish that we didn't have to stop fucking."

3b- Dude 1: "Last was awesome dude."
Dude 2: "What did you do?"
Dude 1: "I hooked up with a girl and..."
Dude 3: "You fucked?"
Dude 1: "Don't interrupt. I fucked a threesome."
Dude 2&3: "I hate you."
how to fuck by Death Rules! May 30, 2006
Words you can keep

HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds

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Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck

Worst than ur dad les or ur uncle a rapist
Jon:Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck
THE EARTH SHATTERS

A man who knows how to fuck 

Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck

How to give a fuck 

This question is used when we want to express an illusory interest in a given topic.
Majkela: Filip, I'm googling how to give a fuck about what you talking about.
Filip: Ok
How to give a fuck by dnjdududhs January 8, 2022

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum 

That's what you're doing, fuckboi
Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read 

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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