Can be used as a substitute for any question including why, how, or anything else. Made popular by Captain Jack Sparrow, played by Johnny Depp, in Pirates of the Caribbean.
"How it do?"
"You take the inverse cosine of theta and multiply by 2"

"HOW IT DO?!?!?!?!?!!?!"
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why are u searching this on here and not google?
person 1: how do you do homework?
person 2: pay attention in class homie
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1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.

2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.

3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.
n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?
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1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.

2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.

3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
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Greeting a stranger for the first time by farting in their mouth. Walk up to the (normally) female victim, grab them by the ponytail, lift your anus directly into their mouth line and float an air biscuit. in their general direction.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom. and was known as a "Korean Hello"

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts. "A fine how do you do" if the western version of this ancient Korean American custom.

Synonym. "Korean Hello"
Oh shit dude.. I've got this whole thing with HR on Monday?

What happend?

I gave the one of the copywriters in the marketing department a fine how do you do. The cunt started crying.

Well mate. At least she know's who's the boss now.

Yeah I suppose. I miss the days when I could have just smashed her back doors in instead.
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