a class i which the teacher always says "thank you, thank you, jeffery thank you, yes yes thank you
teacher:what is history
jeffery:something that happened in the past
teacher:thank you, thank you, yes yes jeffery thank you
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
Get the history mug.
History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!
Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!
by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006
Get the history mug.
1)A helpful course, usually taught in school, where students learn that Hitler was bad and jackshit else.

2) What you must frequently erase to hide your porn tracks.
Dude! I can't believe you asked if Stalin was still alive in history class! He's been dead hundreds of years!

Screw having to clean my history, I'm using kazaa for my downloading needs.
by RebelWithoutaClause December 21, 2004
Get the History mug.
1. An argument for the cause of the present.
2. The study of man’s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders.
3. The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the test.
History is in itself an example.
by nethcev! August 21, 2006
Get the History mug.
The tale of how many different nations, from all across the world, gained their independence from Great Britain.
This country used to be part of Britain, but it's independent now.
by birdboy2000 September 29, 2004
Get the History mug.
The worlds most boring school subject
Yo i brought gun to history class to oof the teacher
by Subtochaoticcoops December 1, 2022
Get the History mug.
POPPY:I WANY TO TIME TRAVEL BACK TO THE PAST

RIA:LEARN HISTORY
by VictoriaCrown1 February 25, 2018
Get the History mug.