Heavy Machinery

hev-ee muh-shee-nuh-ree

The highest form of tool, given to those who exceed the status of tool,power tool,tool bag, tool box, and Home Depot. Having no mind of there own,following everything and anyone to try and fit in. Said machinery is completley aware of their status but continues to be used.

i.e Going bag shopping with a girl you have no chance with
and paying
Person #1: You see that guy in The Gap
Person#2: There's some Heavy Machinery over there

by pijilip October 31, 2010

Heavy Machinery

A plus size woman

Guy #1: Bro I didn’t buy tinder gold just to swipe through some heavy machinery

Guy #2: Bruh that’s brutal

by Inspector February 14, 2023

Operating heavy machinery

Using a penis to masturbate or have sex.

I’m gonna be operating heavy machinery to night.

by AverageNewYorker October 12, 2022

Heavy Machinery

Heavy vehicles used in Construction

Person 1: He can operate Heavy Machinery?
Person 2: He's so hot!

by Animal lover 2011 June 26, 2023