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Head Massage 

Good, clean fun that will leave just about anyone in a nearly post-coital state.
Fuck, that head massage felt orgasmic!
Head Massage by thefishmaster February 28, 2011

Indian Head Massage 

To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.
Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"

egyptian head massage 

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.
Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

egyptian head massage 

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.
Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"

African head massage 

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times
Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2
African head massage by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026