Handbag

a) An insult used out of sheer frustration,
b) An insult used to someone who possesses a ridiculous haircut.
c) An insult which is used when someone cannot stop holding their hair.

a) James: "Why aren't you using DIV tags?"
John: "Why don't you get a real haircut you handbag?"

b) John: "Nice haircut, handbag!"

c) James: "Oh, I just love stroking my hair all day!"
John: "Stop holding your hair you fucking handbag!"

by ElJManious May 26, 2009

Handbagging

v. The act of simulating teabagging (v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth) with ones hand.

I just witnessed Greg handbagging himself trying to explain teabagging to the professor.

by Dr. Inappropriate May 11, 2011

handbagging

when receiving a hand-job it is the aim to position her handbag is such way that it will get covered in spunk

I came on Laura's expensive handbag - she didn't mind

by bob2 November 17, 2003

bachelor's handbag

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family

Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad

by NzChippy October 17, 2021

gay handbag

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay

I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

hoes handbag

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within

Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

Handbag Beers

The beers a lady (or gent) stows in their handbag. Usually in preparation for a quick 'pop in' visit to a friend or can be perfect as roadies for a longer trip. The handbag beer is generally insulated by the handbag and the handbag contents and is designed to be drunk within the hour. A classy lady (or gent) always comes prepared! Originated in Darwin in the Northern Territory.

"All good Beryl, I can stop for a couple... I bought a few 'handbag beers' just in case" or " Gee this traffic is pretty average, never fear I brought me some 'handbag beers'."

by YV3773 August 18, 2019