Gem the manufacturer of a very popularsingle edged razorblade, known as the GEM/STAR, commonly referred as a "gemstar"
"Cheers to the future as we toast to life.
i'm purveyin' in miami, i'm a socialite, nigga.
The cars are big, the cribs are bigger;
the kids are happy, the perfect picture.
Gemstar razor, the fruit of my labor..."
--Malace of The Clipse
A word that describes that one asshole that thinks hes tough shit everyone notices while trying to work out at the gym because he makes ridiculously loud noises (usually resembling the sound someone makes while trying to take a shit while constipated and/or while masturbating) while lifting only a mild amount of weight.
Usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
"I swear if that gymster doesn't shut the fuck up I'm going to kill him."
"Gymsters are starved for attention"
"That guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes Arnold "
"Yeah what a gymster"
"Sounds like someone is having an orgasm over there. wtf?"
"Its just the local gymster. Don't mind him."
Tell me you take sarms or steroids without telling me or lying that you’re a natty.
That’s just a stereotype yes. But it’s a stereotype for a reason bc guys who wear Gymshark are infact according to a study, more likely to be enhanced, spray tan & grease themselves as well as going to planet fitness just to check themselves out hoping girls are noticing them.
A gymatard is the name of a person who executes superior gymnastic skills in the form of cartwheeling over cement blocks at skate parks across the country.
They are also known for rolling around in the grass looking like they have a disorder of some kind.
Rachelle: Who is that guy doing crazy tricks in that skate park over there ?
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."