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Verb: The act of oral sex with an elderly person, who forgot to put their dentures in, while they gnaw and bite on the other person's genitals.
"Dude, last night I got gummed!"
Gummed by Jewsaint April 5, 2010
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Being "gummed" or "gumming" someone is the act of having no teeth and biting or chewing on someone.

Example: Receiving head from someone with no teeth, preferably a GILF or kindergartener
Bro!!! I was with my grandma and she gummed me!!!!
Gummed by Gumming October 10, 2020
Putting your chewed gum on someone else's windshield, car door, car handle, or under their car handle so that that person must then touch your chewed gum in order to remove it from their car.
You just totally gummed that car!
gummed by Dahme December 9, 2008

gummed out 

When an individual's gums are prominent in comparison to their teeth.
She is gummed out
gummed out by yoni flosstooth September 6, 2012

Gummed Up The Reed 

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up
Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.
Gummed Up The Reed by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

gummed retard 

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )
"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"
gummed retard by Ali5guy February 27, 2019

gummed out 

when your jaws get tired from chewing too much gum.
person 1: want a piece of bazooka?
person 2: no thanks, i'm all gummed out.
gummed out by biskatti February 22, 2009
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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