When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.
by zayzay September 17, 2008
A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."
by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005
by Captain Compost June 19, 2010
When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.
Example 1
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
by super-mega-jesus-god-BITCH-HOE May 16, 2010
by braydy January 24, 2012
When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
by Kentucky kfc January 28, 2022