an event or characteristic of someone. 1) when something awesome or unbelievable is occurring 2) when someone does something shocking (good) or amazing
Robit: Monkae you are so fun, you're literally goated.
Monkae: no, you are goated boi
Robit: we. are. goated.
Monkae: no, you are goated boi
Robit: we. are. goated.
by Chug_Dady420 October 16, 2019
goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!
goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats
goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats
by jimmyguy125 January 10, 2021
by matthewryan June 21, 2006
I coined this term in 1993. It is a derivitive of the Gott brand ice chest. As we became more discombobulated Gott became goat, thus goated.
by 60 central February 17, 2008
getting goated means getting fucked so hard that you end up ramming your head into the headboard so agressively, goat milk practically spurs out of you.
by mareefleema July 27, 2018
Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.
by Jaja1255 February 21, 2017
by Pyroshank September 22, 2019