Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.
“Wait, wtf? Is that Bloby Globbins! Give us your power, O Holy Bloby!”
A derogatory term for one of gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender denomination; derivation of GLBT (GLoBbiT).
Also, glabbit.
Bartender: Sorry, guys, there's four of you but only one stool. Guess you'll have to go someplace el-
Homosexual 1: Let's flip for it!
Homosexual 2: No, let's flip it over!
Homosexual 3 & 4: Yay!
Bartender: Get out, globbits! You're barred!
Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractivebody, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity
"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almostpuked"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!