gay straight man 

See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)

Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?

gay straight man by GodsJesus July 16, 2008

Gay Straight Man 

It means that a straight man is secretly gay, showing signs of them being gay. (Like GHAZI.)

"Ghazi is such a Gay Straight Man, Unbelievable!"
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."

Gay Straight Man by YourTypicalDumbass February 23, 2021

straight gay man 

Coined by Sex and the City. While a gay straight man is an overcultured straight man (a metrosexual), a straight gay man is just a gay man who watches sports and won't fuck you.

The difference is sort of that between crayola's green-blue (blue with a green tint) and blue-green (green with a blue tint).

Hopefully he's a gay straight man and not a straight gay man.

straight gay man by copperboom May 23, 2007

straight plan for the gay man 

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

straight plan for the gay man by Christina August 13, 2004

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.

In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

Straight Plan for the Gay Man by Lock Down April 12, 2008

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse

Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

Straight Plan for the Gay Man by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

Straight plan for the gay man 

Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man

Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag

Straight plan for the gay man by Mike * November 24, 2004