funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

funky finger licken’ chicken

When a person dances the funky chicken while simultaneously eating Kentucky Fried chicken.

My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021