fucking up hard

to fuck up more so than to simply "fuck up"

Kelsey: Dude, the project is due tomorrow and we still don't have a topic.
Deborah: I don't think we need to meet or pick a topic.
Kelsey: Deborah... you're fucking up hard right now.

by tryin2go2jos March 14, 2011

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin November 13, 2007