fuck a cat
fuck a cat by Drewza May 2, 2007
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fuck a cat
John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...
fuck a cat by jrknights January 4, 2009
Fuck a cat in a basket
When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment
This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.
Everyone and everything is fucked
This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.
Everyone and everything is fucked
Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!
Fuck a cat in a basket by younginvestor September 24, 2020
To fuck you up like a cat
To fuck you up like a cat by SIvkoz May 18, 2018
Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest
To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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