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friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.
She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"
friend raped by owenscott1 November 11, 2011
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so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped 

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass
(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

friend rape 

Not to be confused with actual (sexual) rape, friend rape is when you hangout with someone in such a way that you force them into being your friend. This often occurs with the help of the subjects actual friends.
Bob was avoiding me, so I got his friends to help me friend rape him.
friend rape by chris smitherson June 13, 2008

friend rape 

Forcing one, against his or her will or without consent, to be friends with one's own self.
Kate, we're friends. Deal with it, you don't get a say. I just friend raped the shit out of you.
friend rape by Dr. Westly January 12, 2010

Friend Rape 

When your Facebook or Myspace friend searches through your friends list for indirect and/or unshared friends.
Me: "How do you know this guy from my hometown?"

Out of state college friend: "Oh, they added me the other day, said they knew you."

Me: "Ugh, Friend Raped again."
Friend Rape by big Ol' Pseudonym January 28, 2009

best friend rape 

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will
Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!
best friend rape by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017
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