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Females are more addicted to drama, attachment, and emotions. Thus when males see all of the bullshit we take a step back and smell the fumes from it all because apparently we are the scum of the earth. Females always think that guys are the bad ones, well get this shit straight. Females are Bad. Males are Bad. There is no perfect god damn gender so shut the fuck up with the bullshit of "He cheated on me" because you can do it back to a guy just as easy... Stop thinking that guys always take advantage of you. Listen, sex is sex whether it be for love or for some meaningless shit. Have fun with it and stop fucking relating sex with love. That may be how it is in the bible but not here.

F: I love you. Can we get married!?
M: We just met yesterday!
F: Don't you think it will work though!?
M: FUCK NO!

by Slap Jack June 1, 2005

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the life support system for a vagina

the female keeps the vagina alive

by bob is me April 17, 2008

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The more subtle gender

I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 25, 2005

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a dick-less queef machine that is obsessed with such trivial questions as "what are we" and "can we go on a real date instead of fucking in your mom's Subaru."

Tell Brenda to stop being such a fucking female. Just cause she blew me in the parking lot at Applebee' s doesnt mean I'm buying her dinner.

by I want the top March 29, 2018

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The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.

Male: Please help me...
Female: No! I have my own problems!

Female: Please help me...
Male: Okay, what's the problem?

Female: I HATE ALL MEN!!!

Male: She's really great, I love her.

Female: He's rich! I'll hire someone to kill him and get his money.

by -_Realist_- May 15, 2007

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