fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fartex

a fart that happens while youre having sex

He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex

by Suzallory November 1, 2003

Fartex

Fart vortex

Myrina is making a huge fartex in the kitchen.

by 3fcintFz December 20, 2025

Fartsex

Usually while having anal, if a woman decides to fart on a guys dick, Its called Fartsex.

Why the fuck are you farting on my Dick

Its called Fartsex, never heard of it?

WHAT THE FUCK

by Radical Islamic October 25, 2020

Face-farter

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.

1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.

by Fracer November 30, 2016

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

by Michael Geico July 25, 2011