englend

a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin

(10 years ago) Urban Dictionary user: England is a part of the United Kingdom, a country in Europe.

(Now) Urban Dictionary user: a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin

englend by pejafme December 18, 2020

England is my city 

A famous saying by a fat and famous historical poet named Nick Crompton.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.

Nick Crompton: England is my City!!!
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge

England is my city by Importantquotes.org June 11, 2017

The city of England 

Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic

ima Go to the city of england cause the US is litty

The city of England by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017

New England brown lobster 

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018

Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha

loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts

Queen of England by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

England is my city 

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul

Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

England is my city by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017

New England 

The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day

"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"

New England by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015