dwarf star 

An attractive girl who is unintelligent.

Only the hot core of a dwarf star remains. Dwarf stars have generally low luminosity and high inner core temperatures, sometime exceeding thousands of kelvins which is usual for a star.

Kevin: yo Becky in the yoga pants go a phattie tho.
Jevin: Be careful homie, you know she's a dwarf star.

dwarf star by BigTed.2005.exe October 17, 2020

Dwarftard 

A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded.

I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole.

Dwarftard by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

dwarftart

a stupid person who has no sense of the humor and lets it fly free hand

ugh she’s such a dwarftart

dwarftart by booboohoe237382 July 16, 2021

Dwarftardtradamus 

Although short statured, this big personality is often self-described as the "most popular in all of <insert birth county >. He or she is curious and perceptive, often displaying expertise in naming shoe brands and guessing ages based on unsolicited hand interpretation. Because of their interest in human behavior, they are often able to accidentally predict the future and also generalize personality types without flaw, based solely on first name. Dwarftardtradamus is a social and jovial creature, often offering to be the brunt of jokes to lighten a serious situation, like employment.

Friend 1: Did you just see that Dwarftardtradamus driving the parked boat and making engine sounds with his mouth?
Friend 2: Yeah that's my neighbor over on Dwarf Circle, he recently predicted a private home-spa opening in North Dallas and made my wife uncomfortable with her hand-skin regimen, I wouldn't really like him except he cracks me up.

Friend 1: Yeah, he really is into driving the land boat, I am entertained.

Dwarftardtradamus by Jailhouse Nancy is back July 5, 2022